Kaz S. Matamura

about Life of Squid, Chicken Y Squicken

Maybe I should get a 9 to 5 job. I can discipline myself better. Create a creative and productive life style around it, instead of waking up whenever, do whatever, and go sleep whenever. I need a structure, instead of juggling and taking care of the piles on my desk.

Where should I get work, I often wonder … Here is the list.

Receptionist…. I would probably get pissed off, if I don’t get treated with RESPECT. Chicks don’t get the respect in this country.

Translator … I would probably criticize the original writing, in English or in Japanese. And I will probably tell a writer how to make it better, and get bitter about the fact that I haven’t finished my book for the LAST 5 DAMN YEARS!

Cook.. I don’t follow any recipes… and will never make the same food twice.

Waitress … I will force the no left over policies. “You must eat. Clean your plate!,” I would yell at my poor customers.

Tour guide … I will never show up on time

Go-Go Dancer … I will murder my co-workers of a club. Smart and Drunk OR stupid and sober, I can deal with. But stupid and drunk, hell no.
Any kind of Assistant .. I will tell my boss “Don’t tell me what to do.”

Weeeeelll, I just need to go through this “Maybe it’s easier to work for someone else” period once in a while…. All solo proprietors are non-team worker misfits. I am the flaming example of it ….. Damn…

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